[Satire] Governor General grants Royal Assent using tears of her staffers
OTTAWA – Acting on behalf of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, Governor General Julie Payette has granted several pieces of legislation Royal Assent by inscribing her signature with the tears of her staffers.
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In photos: Crowds give HMS Queen Elizabeth proper send-off as she leaves Portsmouth again
Royal warning: Prince Charles meddling as King will ‘hasten the end’ of the monarchy
PRINCE CHARLES replacing Queen Elizabeth II as King would "hasten the end" of the Royal Family according to the CEO of Republic.
Queen Elizabeth formally strips Harvey Weinstein of his British honour
Weinstein is serving a 23-year prison term in New York state following his conviction for sexual assault and rape.
Coronavirus: The Crown Estate warns COVID-19 will hit value of profits and property
The business reports a profit but also says the value of the Queen’s land and property was written down by more than £500m.
Prince Harry heartbreak: The fatal blow from the Queen that led to Harry’s departure
PRINCE HARRY was dealt a devastating blow by Queen Elizabeth II, which cemented his plans to leave the UK, it has been revealed.
Rihanna's fans call for singer to replace The Queen as Barbados' head of state
Rihanna's fans have called for the singer to replace The Queen as Barbados' next head of state, after it was it confirmed that the monarch will be removed when the Caribbean island becomes a republic.
Covid And The Crown: Queen Elizabeth Sees $700 Million Property Value Drop Across Post-Lockdown U.K.
With the U.K. under lockdown, the value of the Crown’s $17.4 billion property and land portfolio has been written down by $716 million. With more bad news expected, payments to the Treasury have also been deferred.
More crew on aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth test positive for Covid
MORE crew members on HMS Queen Elizabeth have tested positive for Covid-19.
Queen and Prince Philip leave Balmoral to form 'bubble' at Sandringham
The Queen and Prince Philip leave Balmoral Castle together (Picture: Peter Jolly Northpix)The Queen and Prince Philip have left their Balmoral bubble after spending six weeks isolating together in the Highlands.The royals appeared in high spirits as they waved to photographers on their way to the airport, where they were whisked away in a private jet.
Fifth anniversary of the opening of the Borders Railway
This month is the 5th anniversary of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II officially opened the Borders Railway.
After Barbados, who will be next to give the Queen her marching orders?
Barbados has announced it wants to replace the Queen with a ceremonial president in 2016. Other Commonwealth countries are considering a similar constitutional change.
Barbados to remove Queen as head of state next year
Barbados has announced its intention to remove the Queen as its head of state and become a republic next year.