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[Satire] Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend’s Whole Face In Mouth

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
NEW YORK—With multiple eyewitnesses saying the public display of affection on a Manhattan-bound F train had gotten way out of hand, reports confirmed Friday that annoying teen Thomas Hansler had his girlfriend’s whole face in his mouth. “Ugh, if he wants to apply that much suction to her forehead, eyes, nose, mouth,…

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